Sunday, February 18, 2007

Where Did This Person Go?

Ah, the good old days. It's been a whole day and it's still tough living in the Britney "Star Trek The Next Generation" Era. The photos of her sitting there shaving her head are just disturbing. She is so far of control. Do you think even Lindsay Lohan picked up the paper yesterday morning and said to herself: "Damn, this woman is a trainwreck!" Of course not; Lindsay Lohan can't read! I guess the one main question that people have been asking each other across the country is: Would you still hit that? Man, I don't know. She'd have to put on a Batman mask or something.

All kidding aside, I really do hope that she gets it together. I heard that her mother was on the way out to L.A., so that seems like a good first step. I hope she moves back to Louisiana, gets some professional help and sticks with it, sends the kids to a boarding school in Switzerland until they are 18, gets out of the entertainment business completely for at least two years, and then comes back with a low profile project once she gets it all together. We don't need another Anna circus.

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