Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Britney/Firecrotch Update

First the good news. According to several reports, after much urging from her family and friends, Britney Spears has entered a rehab center in Los Angeles. Thank goodness. Hopefully this isn't one of those one day stints or one of those facilities where she can leave every night and then come back the next morning after spending the night drinking a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. (Update: She already left!).

And speaking of which, Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan completed her 30 day stint in rehab (where it seemed like she was on the outside more than she was in). And how did she celebrate? By showing up to a movie set on time and being a model professional? Nope. By lecturing young girls about the dangers of alcohol and drugs? Hells no. By going out clubbing three nights in a row at the local hotspots? Ding, ding, ding! Because what better place to go for a recovering substance abuser than a Los Angeles nightclub? I guess the rehab didn't take. That's just great; now somebody better be on the lookout to keep the clippers out of this tramp's hands too.

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