WWE SummerSlam Results

Results from last night's WWE SummerSlam show on pay-per-view from L.A.:

- Rey Mysterio beat Dolph Ziggler to retain the IC Title

- MVP beat Jack Swagger

- Chris Jericho and Big Show beat Cryme Tyme to retain the WWE tag team titles

- Kane beat The Great Khali

- Shawn Michaels and Triple H beat Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase

- Christian beat William Regal

- Randy Orton beat John Cena to retain the Raw title

- C.M. Punk beat Jeff Hardy in a TLC match to win the Smackdown title. Undertaker chokeslammed Punk afterwards. Said to be a really good match.

Sounded like a really good show. Who would have guessed?

Land of a Thousand Figures

Just caught this on You Tube. Hilarious!:





But of course, there's nothing like the original:

Britney on Letterman

Britney Spears from last night's Late Show doing the Top Ten ways the country would be different if Britney were president (in a bikini):

Megan Wants A Millionaire

VH-1 has done it again with one of their latest offerings, Megan Wants A Millionaire. The show centers around former Rock of Love and I Love Money contestant Megan searching for love (like every other VH-1 show). The twist about this show is that all of the guys vying for Megan are allegdley millionaires. Like the wrestler I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. One of the saving graces is that each show will feature a cameo from one of my favorite reality contestants of all-time, sweet little Brandi C. from Rock of Love. Anyway, the show is decent and has a few different twists to keep your interest. The first episode seemed like she was favoring the black guy, but he kind of faded in the second episode. I was a little bummed in the second episode when my favorite character, the goofy plumber, got the boot. He made an awful song for her, which she didn't like, so he tried it again by slowing it down and it was fantastically awful. This show is a keeper.

(Photo from vh1.com)