Sunday, July 29, 2007

When In Doubt...

... blame the black guy. Last week after Lindsay Lohan commandeered someone else's car to chase her assistant's mother down the highway, while running red lights and going 100 miles an hour, the police finally stopped her and asked who was driving. She reportedly said "I wasn't driving, the black kid was driving". She then took a sobriety test where she had to touch her nose and almost fell down.

In related poetic justice, her new movie "I Know Who Killed Me" reportedly made $3.4 million this weekend, a bonafide flop. Damn, even WWE movies make more than that! She got straight up clowned. See ya in the clearance bin, beeyotch!

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