Sunday, July 29, 2007

Weekend Notes

- Usher was supposed to get married on Saturday but the wedding was called off. His bride-to-be was pregnant and was bringing three more (presumably bad) kids into the relationship from a previous marriage. Apparently at the last minute he found out that he was young and rich and broke out with a case of Whatthehellamithinking and called the thing off. It's never too late.

- Why can't I stop laughing at the picture above?

- Britney continues her fall. She fired her latest assistant (who had been there for all of two weeks) . At the infamous OK! Magazine shoot, Britney used the bathroom often (with the door open), ate fried chicken and wiped her hands on expensive designer clothes, let her dog take a dump on some clothes, then stole $16,000 thousand dollars worth of clothes at the end of the shoot. All of this was blamed on the assistant. It's terrifying that this woman is also a parent. Man, is she making Federline look good or what? All he ever did was put out a bad rap album!

- Nicole Richie got sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for a DUI in December. See, the system does work. They've handed out tougher sentences on the Judge Joe Brown show.

No comments: