Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Crazy Train Rolls On



Things just keep getting sadder/scarier for America's former number one pop star. According to tmz.com, Britney's "tell-all" interview with OK! Magazine was a complete fiasco:


"According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her."


That's just pathetic. I'm finally going to have to step in here. She obviously needs to get out of the spotlight for awhile. So I am officially inviting her to my summer home in Florissant this weekend for some shoot interviews, Cheetos, and a little WWE 24/7 so she can clear her mind and get back on track. Granted, I will keep her in a small cage, but it's for her own protection and mine as well. Sure I want to help, but I'm not trying to get stabbed by her crazy ass.

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