I had to catch the morning version of the show because there was no way that I could wait all the way until the evening showing. This show is like a precious jewel. Each episode is like a solid gold bar. Clearly (at least to me) it is the greatest show ever to grace a television set. If there was any thought that the show was going to suffer once the lead heel Larissa was gone, those fears were erased in the first five minutes. There was still nothing but drama. I can kind of see a pattern with the show; when the episode is centered around one of the skanks, er, hoochies, uh, women, it seems that they are going home that very episode. Today was no different. In this edition, the girls were taught about the different types of men that are out there (players, convicts, career men, etc.) and then had a "prom" to try to find the one good man. Whichever girl picked the good man at the end of the competition won an exemption for the week.
This is when the show got great. Your girl Brooke/Pumkin (above), who had been doing so well all season, just went apeshit when faced with the grape. The girl got a little liquor in her and just LOST it. When she was talking with the massage guy, he told her that he massaged necks, backs, feet, toes, etc. and then she piped in with "vaginas?". I about died on the basement floor. You're not going to see this kind of stuff on CSI. She was totally sprung on the convict guy. She got freaked down on the dance floor. She asked one guy "do you **** or make love?" She drank out of an ice sculpture in the most lewd way possible. It was all so great. This show is like a giant televised diamond. Then when the convict (he served an 8 year bid!) was talking about Brooke's boobs, saying they were a handful and he didn't like them bigger because then they would have stretch marks, Saaphyri just went ballistic! She jumped all over that brother. They were trading insults and he even went back into the Sanford and Son archives and said that she should stick her face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies. It was great. Afterwards, the girls had to find the one "good" guy and of course they all failed miserably, meaning everyone was on the block this week. When it was all said and done, one of the judges inadvertently called Brooke "a pig" and Mo'nique called her a "slut" and "The Whore of Charm School". She was cut. Then came the waterworks and even I felt bad for her (of course, I'm a "Pushover"). Then she flashed her boobs. I can't remember, did I mention anything about Charm School being the greatest show ever created?
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And if anyone thinks anything about the show is on the level, below is a picture of "rivals" New York and Pumkin. Oh yeah, they really hate each other!
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