Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Say It Ain't So!

According to Radar Magazine, Kim Kardashian has lost her mind. She said:

"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt," she tells Radar magazine. "I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."

Why does she want to lose The Butt? That's the reason she has her own show! That's the reason we even know who she is! Girl, take a step back, reflect, and think about what you're doing. Just in case, I'm going to send her a box of cornbread and some red beans and rice. This kind of talk makes me nervous and jittery. I need a drink.

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