Monday, September 15, 2008

TNA No Surrender Results

Results from tonight's TNA No Surrender PPV show from outside of Toronto, CA:

- Curry Man, Shark Boy, and Super Eric beat The Rock N Rave Infection and Christy Hemme when Curry Man pinned Christy. Christy looked hot and Curry Man kept trying to feel her up, succeeding on several occasions. This is why you go to wrestling school. Good opener.

- Awesome Kong beat ODB in a falls count anywhere match. Good match, but I cringed a couple of times when they were going through tables. I was glad that they kept Kong strong.

- Abyss and Matt Morgan beat Team 3D. Abyss and Morgan are too huge sombitches. They won but it looked like they are on the verge of a breakup already.

- Sheik Abdul Bashir beat Consequences Creed and Petey Williams to win the X Division title. The Canadian crowd went wild over Williams, especially when he did the Canadian Destroyer. They should have had the hometown guy win.

- Taylor Wilde beat Angelina Love to retain the Knockouts Title. First of all, they need to get Billy Gunn out of the Beautiful People because he is RUINING THE ACT! With that said, somehow he managed not to ruin their great ring entrance. Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky. Good grief. Rhino was in Taylor's corner. The actual match was good. Four stars alone for Velvet's outfit.

- Sonjay Dutt beat Jay Lethal in a ladder match when So Cal Val hit Lethal with a low blow and allowed Dutt to grab the ring to "win" her. Ridiculous. Val and Dutt made out after the match, prompting Mike Tenay to yell "someone get a hose!"

- Beer Money Inc. beat LAX. I fell asleep during this match. I have a lot going on. I was told that Beer Money won. Apparently Salinas (Shelly Martinez) has left the company. I'm not happy about this.

- Frank Trigg beat A.J. Styles in an MMA match. The live crowd turned on this and yelled out "we want wrestling" and "Fire Russo". Not good when audiences are constantly asking you to fire the booker. Take the hint. The feed went out for about three minutes. Pittsburgh was beating Cleveland. Terrible game for prime time. When the feed came back, A.J. was beating Trigg with a kendo stick.

- Samoa Joe beat Christian Cage and Kurt Angle to retain the World Title. Booker T was supposed to be part of this but he never made it out of Houston because of the hurricane. Sting came out to fight Samoa Joe at the start but he returned to the back. Good match. At the end, Jeff Jarrett came out to little reaction and hit Angle with the guitar. Joe got the pin on Angle. This sets up Samoa Joe vs. Sting for next month's Bound For Glory.

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