Friday, March 23, 2007

Dig It!

My cable system has finally done something right. I am proud to announce that as of next week, my cable system will finally offer the WWE 24/7 Network. Forty hours of programming each month for the mere fee of $7.99. Classic footage from the 70's, 80's, 90's and more with such stars as the Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Elizabeth (above), Ric Flair, The Rock and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. It's like a dream come true. Now granted, I will miss things like going outside, interacting with people, and holding a steady job, but hey, sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

Steroid scandal? What steroid scandal? Who cares! I'm about to get 24/7!!!

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