Our favorite drunk is at it again. According to several reports, Firecrotch (above) was arrested last night in Beverly Hills on suspicion of driving under the influence. In addition, cocaine was found in the car, although it might not be hers. Somebody needs to get this yamp a copy of Brand Nubian's "Slow Down", pronto. She's not only a danger to herself, but now she is a danger to society itself. I tell ya, this girl is probably outside of a beauty show right now, sobbing in the car, preparing to get her head shaved. All this girl needs is some guidance, some positive attention and a stern pimp slap from Kenny Red. She'd be on the straight and narrow in no time.
Above is the cover of the latest Blender magazine, which arrived in the mailbox last week. Isn't this the height of arrogance? Avril Lavigne thinks she's hot? Oh hells no! Why is this broad on the cover of my favorite magazine talking about she is hot, meanwhile she's out there looking like Ghost Rider? Amazing.
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