Firecrotch, the #1 Stunna?

Maxim magazine just released its list of the Top 100 Hottest Women and topping the list was Lindsay Lohan (above). Are you kidding me? Maybe on the Top 100 Hottest Messes list. I mean, she's a nice little bee-ya bee-ya but c'mon. And the rest of the top ten was no better. Fergie? Aw, hells naw! Who in the world is Scarlett Johansson? Is that the lady from Gone With The Wind? She must be 90 years old by now. And then the token black in the top ten was Rihanna of all people! I would have called and cancelled my subscription-- if I wasn't already three months deliquent in sending in the payment. I think I'll work on my own list and see how it compares. You haven't heard the last of this!