Two of your girls got loose over the weekend. Paula Abdul's clumsy ass broke her nose. She claims that she lost her balance when she tried to avoid stepping on her dog. Yeah, that was probably it. Oh, and that fifth of Hen Dog that she drank for breakfast may have factored into it also.
And the nutcase pictured above apparently dipped into the sauce over the weekend as well. According to online reports, Britney fell off the wagon this weekend and was spotted drinking into the wee hours of the night. In addition, she did another one of her lame 15 minute lip synch "concerts" but this time the track skipped several times and the audience booed her. How in the world did it skip? Are these people still using vinyl albums? Somebody give this poor girl a CD or a cassette tape for Pete's sake. I swear, this broad is about four months away from performing at the DuQuoin State Fair next to the Fried Snickers bar stand.
Two of your girls got loose over the weekend. Paula Abdul's clumsy ass broke her nose. She claims that she lost her balance when she tried to avoid stepping on her dog. Yeah, that was probably it. Oh, and that fifth of Hen Dog that she drank for breakfast may have factored into it also.
And the nutcase pictured above apparently dipped into the sauce over the weekend as well. According to online reports, Britney fell off the wagon this weekend and was spotted drinking into the wee hours of the night. In addition, she did another one of her lame 15 minute lip synch "concerts" but this time the track skipped several times and the audience booed her. How in the world did it skip? Are these people still using vinyl albums? Somebody give this poor girl a CD or a cassette tape for Pete's sake. I swear, this broad is about four months away from performing at the DuQuoin State Fair next to the Fried Snickers bar stand.
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