I wonder if the guy who invented the television could have ever imagined that someday a person would turn on his invention and hear the words "I apologize for calling you a white bitch". It took many years, but it finally happened. And who do we owe this honor to? Of course, it had to be Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School! Easily, it's the greatest show currently on the airwaves. This week the girls were split into three teams and had to market and sell a brand of perfume. The team who raised the most money would be exempt from elimination. Leilene the Single Mom Stripper sprayed the perfume on her boobs and let passersby sniff it, so her team made money hand over foot and won the competition. Gotta use what got you to the dance. Meanwhile back at the house, this season's lead heel Larissa thought that Brooke intentionally broke up her phone conversation, then had a fit and challenged her to a fight. They both got called into the office and the host Monique made them apologize to each other. This led to the most insincere apology of all-time as Larissa did indeed say she was sorry for calling Brooke a "white bitch". Larissa survived the cut because you can't lose your lead heel this early in the season, which meant that sweet Courntey (above) was sent packing. And I shed a small tear.
Things were a little more subdued on Celebrity Fit Club this week. They went to a resort and it looked like the weigh-ins took place in a cabin. Each team had to vote off a member, which pretty much killed the concept of Guys vs. Girls. The teams are now basically Black vs. White with Warren G (above), Da Brat, Kimberely Locke and Cletus T. Judd (honorary black) composing the coolest team ever vs. Ross the Intern, Tiffany, Marcia Brady and Screcch. The highlight of the show was Tiffany getting her confidence back after losing weight on the show, to the point that she performed "I Think We're Alone Now" at a club with her giant boobs hanging out. Someone please sign this woman up for a show at The Pageant. The previews for next week showed the trainer Harvey going completey apeshit on Screech, in an episode that is destined to end up in the Hollywood Hall of Fame.
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