After being unable to abide by the laws of American society, it appears that hotel heiress/reality star/skank Paris Hilton will be doing a soft bid. Yesterday Paris was sentenced to a 45 day stay at the Century Regional Detention Center in Los Angeles for driving with a suspended license. She is expected to report on June 5th.According to forbes.com, here is what America's favorite hoochie can expect:
"Inmates get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted - it's all poultry-based... Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell... Inmates in segregation are allowed outside their cells for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone."
What an embarrassment. Hell, even Ice Cube has never been to jail. No one in my family (except for three or four instances) has even been to jail! She's such a loser. Sure she'll miss being pampered, making lame vanity records, partying and getting drunk most nights but she will be able to fill her time with new experiences like learning the prison handshake, making a shank out of a spoon and fighting other inmates over a piece of cardboard.
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