Belated Happy Birthday to your girl Lindsay Lohan, who celebrated her 21st birthday earlier this week. Because she is still in rehab, she didn't have that lavish Las Vegas club party which was going to be sponsored by a vodka company. Instead she opted for this lowkey affair (above) at a beach house with some broad wearing a jocking "I Love Me Some Lohan" t-shirt. Quite a trade-off.
Thanks God. Firecrotch is seeking help again and reportedly is back in rehab after her DUI arrest last weekend. She is supposed to be in for 30 days. Someday when she is on the cast of Surreal Life 28, she will look back on all of this and laugh. Big question: is that vodka company still going to sponsor her big 21st birthday bash?
Our favorite drunk is at it again. According to several reports, Firecrotch (above) was arrested last night in Beverly Hills on suspicion of driving under the influence. In addition, cocaine was found in the car, although it might not be hers. Somebody needs to get this yamp a copy of Brand Nubian's "Slow Down", pronto. She's not only a danger to herself, but now she is a danger to society itself. I tell ya, this girl is probably outside of a beauty show right now, sobbing in the car, preparing to get her head shaved. All this girl needs is some guidance, some positive attention and a stern pimp slap from Kenny Red. She'd be on the straight and narrow in no time.
Maxim magazine just released its list of the Top 100 Hottest Women and topping the list was Lindsay Lohan (above). Are you kidding me? Maybe on the Top 100 Hottest Messes list. I mean, she's a nice little bee-ya bee-ya but c'mon. And the rest of the top ten was no better. Fergie? Aw, hells naw! Who in the world is Scarlett Johansson? Is that the lady from Gone With The Wind? She must be 90 years old by now. And then the token black in the top ten was Rihanna of all people! I would have called and cancelled my subscription-- if I wasn't already three months deliquent in sending in the payment. I think I'll work on my own list and see how it compares. You haven't heard the last of this!
These are pictures of Lindsay Lohan partying (what else?) this weekend in Paradise Island. What are the Vegas odds of her Dad having a heart attack after seeing these?
I fell alseep during most of the hour-long Idol results show. I was conscious enough to see just a bit of Pink, Barry Gibb's father, sweet young Jordin being declared safe, and Lakisha being eliminated. I wanted to see a finals showdown between Lakisha and Melinda, but it ain't gonna happen. Poor song choices and Barry Gibb Night doomed her. At least she had a good run. She closed out the show in grand style too. I am looking forward to next week, because at the very least, we won't have to deal with Blake's stupid tuxedo shirt anymore.
I fell asleep after Idol and woke up just in time to catch Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan on the Letterman show. Not only is FC looking like Raven (above) a little more each day, she is also starting to sound like him. She was on the show to promote some movie that comes out on Friday with her and Jane Fonda. From the clip, that I saw, I don't think SpiderMan 3 has anything to worry about. She kind of admitted being a screw-up on the movie set and going clubbing. Dave didn't bring up the recent photos that allegedly show her doing cocaine in a club bathroom. I wouldn't have had the heart to do it either. Plus there's always that 2% chance that she still might put out. She said that she was going to play a stripper in an upcoming movie and that she did some "training". Man, we are looking at Tara Reid 2007. She will be hosting a weekly show about clubbing on the E! Network within two years.
