Wow! Did people hate that Britney performance or what? There hasn't been a thorough beating like this since Bret Hart beat up Vince McMahon in 1997. I think the kindest review that I heard all day was from this very blog and if I recall, I said her and her performance were "half-assed", "cliche" and "desperate". I've heard all kinds of rumors and excuses such as she was distracted by what Sarah Silverman was going to say about her kids to she fired her hair stylist right before going onstage to MTV scrapped her original performance of doing magic with Criss Angel due to insurance reasons. None of it even matters. She could have avoided all of this by one thing: practice. Instead she was going to nightspots each night of the week before her big performance. As if things weren't bad enough, pictures of her were taken last night getting out of a limo and wouldn't you know it-- she wasn't wearing underwear. Again. What a night. Britney, here is a checklist of advice. Print this out and put it on your mirror so you can see it every day:
1. Practice
2. Put down that drink
3. Fire your management and hire Dick Vermeil as your new coach
4. Put on some draws
5. TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAMN KIDS
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