Thursday, September 20, 2007

Britney Update

On Tuesday, a judge gave Britney Spears terms that she has to follow in order to keep custody of her kids. She was ordered to undergo random drug testing twice a week, she has to see a therapist once a week, she has to hire a parenting coach, and her and Kevin Federline were ordered to go to the Parenting Without Conflict program within five days. Thank goodness. She celebrated the judgement by hitting the clubs on Wednesday night. Terrific start.

I bet Lindsay Lohan is sitting in a small room in her rehab center, having someone read that to her, and saying to herself, "what does a crazy bitch have to do to stay in the headlines? I had two DUIs, went to rehab twice and essentially pulled a carjacking! How soon they forget." Then she finished mopping.

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