Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Oh Hells No!



"I saw her sister, who really needs her ass kicked,


Only thirteen and already pregnant"--


Ice Cube from "Once Upon A Time In the Projects"



Well, at least she's sixteen. More trouble in the Spears family; unfortunately this doesn't involved shears or showing up fat for the MTV Awards. Britney's sixteen year old sister is pregnant. Even worse, the father is her 19 year old live-in boyfriend. What kind of parents are these? I don't care if she does have a TV show; why are her parents letting her live with her boyfriend? I bet they were the only ones shocked at this result too. Her parents should be dragged to the middle of the town square of their little village in Louisiana and whupped unmercifly by the locals. Yes, "whupped" with a "u". In addition to having to prepare her child for a lifetime of "you were a mistake" jokes, I would imagine that Jamie is also going to lose her job on the Nickelodeon show. These are business people. They can't have this tramp on the airwaves while they're trying to hock Dora the Explorer popcicles-- it ain't gonna work. Britney is going to be furious that the trainwreck crown has been temporarily stolen.

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