Tuesday, December 4, 2007

JLH Is Ticked

Jennifer Love Hewitt is angry about people's comments regarding the photos that were recently posted all around the internet which showed her on the beach while she was vacationing in Hawaii. Let's just say that the lighting and airbrushing from the Hanes ads were much more flattering to her bum than the beach pix.
Here's what she had to say on her official website:

"I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong."

Bless her little heart. Don't feel bad, Jennifer. A lot of people love a giant, unruly ass. After all, they're still letting Jennifer Lopez make movies. You're just what we call "thick" now; be proud of it and move on. I'm just still hoping for the cancellation of Ghost Whisperer so that you can fulfill your destiny and appear in Penthouse-- hopefully soon, before you get married and blow up completely.

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