On I Love Money, it was our first post-Brandi episode. The show just didn't feel as happy and ditzy as usual. Although Real's proposal to Hoopz was quite goofy. In the end, it looked the Stallionaire's alliance was going to finally fall apart, but the skankalicious tag team of Toastee and Pumkin was sent home instead. We are down to four!I finally watched Brooke Knows Best for the first time in a few weeks. The fact that the show centered around stripping was strictly a coincidence. In this week's contrived madness, Brooke wanted to lose weight so she took an exercise class where they use stripping techniques. Unfortunately her mother joined her. It was kind of sad to see that broad on the pole. Brooke took to it like a fish to water. She even joked that she could turn to stripping if her music career fails (and it will). Would it really be that surprising? "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Diamond Cabaret. Coming to stage two, put your hands together for..... Brooke Hogan!" It almost seems natural. Nothing to be ashamed about. Anyhow, I missed the last half of the show, which was some goofiness where footage of her stripping leaked to the internet and she freaked out. Oh bitch, please. It couldn't be worse than those pictures of your Dad putting suntan oil on your behind. The season finale is in two weeks-- will Brooke go to college? We have to wait two whole weeks? I'm on pins and needles.
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