Remember back in the days when Britney's biggest problem was that sometimes she dressed as an erotic police officer and had chunky legs? Ahhh, the good old days.
Thangs done changed. Here's some of the latest:
- According to an article at Us Magazine, the young harlot rolled into a Hustler Store in West Hollywood last week (possibly high), tried to try on some draws and was denied, then took off her own underwear in the middle of the store-- in front of customers-- and tried on some shorts. After this spectacle, she was annoyed that she had to pay and as revenge, she stole a wig off of a mannequin. They would have locked Lil' Kim under the jail for this type of shit. Her brain must be so fried right now. She's like a homeless maniac with good credit.
- She shot a new music video earlier this week. She was late, nervous and allegedly used a body double for all the scenes that didn't need her face. I have a feeling this won't be the next "I'm A Slave 4 U".
- In Touch Weekly reported that she was pregnant. Let's all get in a circle, hold hands, and pray that isn't true.
- After just one month, her latest CD has sunk to #41. Compared to her earlier sales, this is a flop.
- Most people don't have this much drama packed into one year, let alone one week. Her family needs to stage an intervention like yesterday. Or maybe just a really stern, good old fashioned, back of the hand, 360 degree pimp slap, preferably like the one Prince gave to Apollonia in Purple Rain. That usually snaps people right out of it. She'd be back to doing good songs and flawless choreography in two days.
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