WWE Hell in the Cell Results

Results from last night's WWE Hell in the Cell pay-per-view results:

-Undertaker beat C.M. Punk for the Smackdown title in the first Cell match

- John Morrison beat Dolph Ziggler to retain the IC title

- Mickie James beat Alicia Fox to retain the Divas title

- Chris Jericho and Big Show beat Batista and the returning Rey Mysterio

- Randy Orton beat John Cena to win the Raw world title in the second Cell match

- Drew McIntyre beat R. Truth

- Kofi Kingston retained the U.S. title over The Miz and Jack Swagger

- DX beat Legacy in the last Cell match

Sounded skippable.

New This Week

I paid a little visit to my local retailer on Tuesday to pick up the latest releases from Mariah Carey and Madonna. Mariah's "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel" received lackluster reviews and it's first single "Obsessed" tanked. But I had to listen for myself. And it was quite shitty. Pretty boring stuff. The best part was the packaging, which featured classic flashback photos and an Elle Magazine insert with stuff all about Mariah (the most interesting parts were that Mean Girls is one of her favorite movies and that her goofy husband really does have a giant "Mariah" tattoo scrawled across his upper back).

The new Madonna CD "Celebration" is a greatest hits package with new material. If you decide to get it, you might as well splurge for the two CD set with the two new songs (including one with Lil Wayne). You can't go wrong. I was listening to the likes of "Don't Tell Me" and "Open Your Heart" for the past two days at work. Timeless material.

(Mariah photo from Island Music, CD is available at retailers and online, including here)

Insanity!

This commercial is currently running in North Carolina for the Ric Flair lottery tickets:

WWE SummerSlam Results

Results from last night's WWE SummerSlam show on pay-per-view from L.A.:

- Rey Mysterio beat Dolph Ziggler to retain the IC Title

- MVP beat Jack Swagger

- Chris Jericho and Big Show beat Cryme Tyme to retain the WWE tag team titles

- Kane beat The Great Khali

- Shawn Michaels and Triple H beat Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase

- Christian beat William Regal

- Randy Orton beat John Cena to retain the Raw title

- C.M. Punk beat Jeff Hardy in a TLC match to win the Smackdown title. Undertaker chokeslammed Punk afterwards. Said to be a really good match.

Sounded like a really good show. Who would have guessed?

Land of a Thousand Figures

Just caught this on You Tube. Hilarious!:





But of course, there's nothing like the original:

Britney on Letterman

Britney Spears from last night's Late Show doing the Top Ten ways the country would be different if Britney were president (in a bikini):

Megan Wants A Millionaire

VH-1 has done it again with one of their latest offerings, Megan Wants A Millionaire. The show centers around former Rock of Love and I Love Money contestant Megan searching for love (like every other VH-1 show). The twist about this show is that all of the guys vying for Megan are allegdley millionaires. Like the wrestler I'VE NEVER HEARD OF. One of the saving graces is that each show will feature a cameo from one of my favorite reality contestants of all-time, sweet little Brandi C. from Rock of Love. Anyway, the show is decent and has a few different twists to keep your interest. The first episode seemed like she was favoring the black guy, but he kind of faded in the second episode. I was a little bummed in the second episode when my favorite character, the goofy plumber, got the boot. He made an awful song for her, which she didn't like, so he tried it again by slowing it down and it was fantastically awful. This show is a keeper.

(Photo from vh1.com)