Britney Apologizes

Pictured above is the opening (and only) page of Britney's official website. On occasion she makes nonsense posts on various topics. Yesterday she posted an apology to the photographers that she attacked with an umbrella during her Bald and Crazy phase. She blamed her behavior on preparing for a movie role (that she evenutally did not get). Yeah, like she really got another offer after Crossroads. Funniest of all, she spelled the word "role" as "roll". Twice. This is what happens when you don't have your PR doing all of your writing for you. (Note: the error has since been corrected).

Expecting

Congratulations to Christina Aquilera and Nicole Richie, who according to media reports are both pregnant. I have but three wishes:

1. That the babies are born healthy.

2. That the babies never discover something called "Google".

3. That the babies don't come out black. That's all we need is one more brother like Eddie Murphy having his check garnished.

Go Shawty, It's Your Birthday

Belated Happy Birthday to your girl Lindsay Lohan, who celebrated her 21st birthday earlier this week. Because she is still in rehab, she didn't have that lavish Las Vegas club party which was going to be sponsored by a vodka company. Instead she opted for this lowkey affair (above) at a beach house with some broad wearing a jocking "I Love Me Some Lohan" t-shirt. Quite a trade-off.

It's A Celebration, Bitches!

From Mimi and me, have a happy and safe Fourth of July!

Dreadful

Did you catch Paula Abul's reality show on Thursday? Neither did anyone else. According to online reports, the thing flopped wildly. I caught about the first ten minutes of the show before I had to throw in the towel. I have sat through such pure garbage as Real World Las Vegas Reunion and the last month of WWE Raw and this was beneath me. It was just totally boring. The show was so dull that it made her commentary on American Idol look thrilling. If Bravo was smart, they would just run all seven episodes in the middle of the night just to burn them off and fulfill the contract.

Trouble Already?

Aw, here we go. According to the UK's News of the World, there is trouble already brewing in the Spice Girls camp. Among other things, they said:

- POSH is sick of Geri grabbing the limelight;
- SCARY is winding up all the others up with her weird behaviour and lousy time-keeping;
- GINGER is trying to turn the reunion into a one-woman show;
- BABY is being accused by the others of not supporting them; and
- SPORTY wants to be by herself before interviews.

Ladies, listen up. There are only about six people, present company included, who even want to see this reunion. When you had solo careers, you all sold about 60 CDs combined. Don't go messing up this last chance with petty in-fighting. Now let's have a group hug and go get that money.

And The Winner Is...

Wow! The season finale of Charm School wasn't exactly what I thought it would be. Instead of the yelling, name-calling and backstabbing that we have come to know and love, we got tears, compasion, redemption, and forgiveness. In the end, Saaphyri (above, who once prayed to the Lord that she wouldn't have to beat someone's ass) had reformed the most and beat out Leilene The Stripper to win the $50,000. The show was a bit dissappointing without all of the cattiness, but rest assured, it will be back in full force for the reunion show next week, which I wouldn't miss for anything.

Throughout the show they kept previewing VH-1's upcoming shows including the new season of Hogan Knows Best, which will be built around the Hogan's fake divorce talk. Probably the wrong week to show clips of a big pumped up wrestler arguing with his wife. I hope this season will address daughter Brooke's obsession with trying to get the ridiculous look below over as some sort of fashion trend. This is like the the third time she has been photographed in this travesty. Wait, is that the Mom or the daughter?
I also saw the extended preview for Rock of Love, the latest Flavor of Love spin-off. Just phenominal. It would take an army to keep me away from watching this show. It looks like we are in for a season of skank-a-licious fun. Ten dollars says that the sassy black girl gets voted off first.