Britney Update

On Tuesday, a judge gave Britney Spears terms that she has to follow in order to keep custody of her kids. She was ordered to undergo random drug testing twice a week, she has to see a therapist once a week, she has to hire a parenting coach, and her and Kevin Federline were ordered to go to the Parenting Without Conflict program within five days. Thank goodness. She celebrated the judgement by hitting the clubs on Wednesday night. Terrific start.

I bet Lindsay Lohan is sitting in a small room in her rehab center, having someone read that to her, and saying to herself, "what does a crazy bitch have to do to stay in the headlines? I had two DUIs, went to rehab twice and essentially pulled a carjacking! How soon they forget." Then she finished mopping.

He's His Father's Son

As if the clown isn't in enough trouble, now quotes have come out from an interview that Nick Hogan did with Rides magazine that don't help mattes. In the article he talked about speeding in the past and he got caught twice by the police for going over 100MPH-- and he was let off twice (let Junkyard Dog's son try that!). And for good measure he added how girls' panties "start dropping off" at the sight of his yellow Supra. Yeah, let's see his game while rollilng with a 2004 Nissan Sentra and see how far he gets.

Trouble Already?

Aw, here we go. According to the UK's News of the World, there is trouble already brewing in the Spice Girls camp. Among other things, they said:

- POSH is sick of Geri grabbing the limelight;
- SCARY is winding up all the others up with her weird behaviour and lousy time-keeping;
- GINGER is trying to turn the reunion into a one-woman show;
- BABY is being accused by the others of not supporting them; and
- SPORTY wants to be by herself before interviews.

Ladies, listen up. There are only about six people, present company included, who even want to see this reunion. When you had solo careers, you all sold about 60 CDs combined. Don't go messing up this last chance with petty in-fighting. Now let's have a group hug and go get that money.