Brooke Hogan on the Pole

Who didn't see this coming at some point?

Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling

The debut of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling this past weekend on CMT was a mixed bag. On one hand, it was cheesy fun seeing these D-level celebrities trying to learn how to wrestle, but on the other hand, Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff were beyond annoying at times. Also, they let the ass kissing by Bischoff get out of hand.

Among the celebs on this show are Dennis Rodman, Danny Bonaduce, Screech from Saved by the Bell, Tiffany, Tabitha from Bewitched (who has six kids and is surprisingly hot), Trishelle from the Real World Las Vegas, Nikki Ziering (who allegedley got pregnant during the filming of this show), Butterbean, Frank Stallone and Todd Bridges. They were split into two groups and were coached by Hogan's buddies, Brian Knobbs of the Nasty Boys and Brutus Beefcake. They taught each team three moves (which is probably all the moves that both of them know), then the teams each had a horrible "match" (with dreadful commentary from Bubba the Love Sponge) and the judges decided who performed the moves the best. Tiffany got cut this week. She was lucky to escape. I may stick with this show though. At least until they cut the hot broads.

(Photo from cmt.com)

Brooke In Playboy?

According to the New York Daily News, Playboy has made an offer to Brooke Hogan to appear nude in their magazine... and she didn't say no (yet). Oh man, I don't know about this one. I already feel uncomfortable just talking about it. This is kind of like the time Debbie Gibson appeared in Playboy. I couldn't even look at it. Alright, I looked at it. But I felt bad afterwards. Stay tuned for more information on this important situation.

(Photo from vh1.com)

Program Reminder!

Don't forget, tonight is the series premiere of "Brooke Knows Best" on VH-1 at 9PM CST. Expect cameos from Daddy Hulk and her crazy mother, along with much contrived madness. In the meantime, VH-1 posted these photos for our enjoyment to promote the show. I don't think there has been a bigger online debate about if someone is hot or not since Sarah Jessica Parker. The jury is out for me: in some photos she looks hot; in others it looks like she is about to legdrop Big John Studd.

(Photos from vh1.com)

Brooke Is Back

Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has new photos up at Maxim's website. I guess someone has a new show to promote (Brooke Knows Best, coming to VH-1 next month). Also this week, she announced that she was no longer speaking to her mother because she is dating a 19 year-old former classmate of hers. That's okay; I'm not speaking to her father because of that terrible Hogan/Piper cage match about ten years back. Also, this just in: her brother is still in the hole. Tough times.

(Photo from maxim.com)

Hulk's New Show

A press release was sent out yesterday for Hulk Hogan's latest fiasco. No, not about his son; about his latest show, Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling, coming to CMT later this year. The participants include:

"Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell), Tiffany, Todd Bridges (Different Strokes), Trishelle (Real World), Butterbean (boxer/ Jackass 2), Nikki Ziering (Playboy), Frank Stallone (musician), Erin Murphy (Tabitha from Bewitched), and two surprise contestants! The contestants will be trained by former pro wrestlers, and the panel of judges will consist of Hulk Hogan, former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff, and a surprise celebrity guest."

Wow, Tiffany and Screech on a reality show-- what a novel concept! I just can't imagine how this group of superstars found the time in their schedules to take part. You mean to tell me that Vanilla Ice wasn't available for this?

Disturbing

Desperate to replace Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus on the gossip sites, photos have surfaced of Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his own daughter's behind (click here). CREEPY! Even Jessica Simpson's dad was probably thinking "Aw, hell naw!"

Hulk's New Woman?

Here's a picture of Hulk Hogan at the airport. No, that's not his daughter Brooke next to him-- that's allegedley his new woman. She looks too close to his daughter. Creepy!

(Photo from fadedyouthblog.com)

HALF!

Things are getting worse for the Hogans. According to several online reports, Linda Hogan filed for divorce from Thunderlips on Tuesday. Worse yet, Hulk allegedly didn't even know about it until Friday. I don't even know how I feel about all of this. See, I have a love/hate relationship with Hulk Hogan that would take an entire book to explain. At some points he has been one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time; at other times, I have issues a grandstand challenge that if I ever see him in public, we would be fighting right on the street. When I think back to all of those $30 pay-per-main events where I paid good money to see this clown fake scratch Roddy Piper's back, I don't feel so bad that half of that money is about to go to his goofy wife. Then again, maybe this is all for publicity and they will work it out on American Gladiators or the next season of Hogan Knows Best. Regardless, there should be some interesting times ahead. Maybe he can get in a counseling group with The Rock and Ric Flair.

Bikini Update

Here are a couple of bikini photos that popped up around the internet yesterday. First off is Hulk Hogan's giant little girl, Brooke (below) who was accused on a couple of sites of having a new set of implants. No way-- someone in the Hogan family using artificial means to enhance their appearance? It could never happen!


Then below is a shot of Mimi on a boat. Just because.