Brooke In Playboy?

According to the New York Daily News, Playboy has made an offer to Brooke Hogan to appear nude in their magazine... and she didn't say no (yet). Oh man, I don't know about this one. I already feel uncomfortable just talking about it. This is kind of like the time Debbie Gibson appeared in Playboy. I couldn't even look at it. Alright, I looked at it. But I felt bad afterwards. Stay tuned for more information on this important situation.

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Brooke Is Back

Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke has new photos up at Maxim's website. I guess someone has a new show to promote (Brooke Knows Best, coming to VH-1 next month). Also this week, she announced that she was no longer speaking to her mother because she is dating a 19 year-old former classmate of hers. That's okay; I'm not speaking to her father because of that terrible Hogan/Piper cage match about ten years back. Also, this just in: her brother is still in the hole. Tough times.

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Brooke Speaks

Little Brooke is speaking out about the tramp that Daddy Hulk allegedly slept with. She had this to say about her former friend Christiane Plante (who wrote to Perez Hilton last week about the bad press that she was getting):

"I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father."

Oh snap. She went on to say something about karma and that nothing could bring her family back together. I just have a feeling in the back of my mind that Vince McMahon is knee deep in this. In other Hogan news, the Wrestling Observer is reporting that a network is close to picking up "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling", where Hogan will train some celebs to get in the ring. This sounds like a disaster. Maybe they can have Brooke and Christiane on to save this thing.

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Brooke Knows Best?

According to several outlets (and as was reported in the Wrestling Observer about two weeks ago) Hogan Knows Best will continue on VH-1 with one change-- the show will now focus on Brooke being on her own and trying to make it in the music industry. The name of the show might be changing to Brooke Knows Best. Good luck with carrying her own show. The show would have a better chance at success if they moved it to Cinemax at midnight, if she would be willing to take it off and if they moved in Shannon Tweed and Joan Severance as the wacky neighbors. In fact, that would actually be a damn good idea. In other reality/wrestling news, Chyna (fresh off of a stint on "Celebrity Rehab") allegedly has signed on to be part of a summer reality show on NBC called "Celebrity Circus", where celebs will train to be part of the circus. Seriously. And to think, this woman used to be the Intercontinental champion!

Gratuitous Brooke Hogan Photos

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Uh, Oh

As if things weren't bad enough, it is being reported that Star Magazine claims that the 19 year-old boyfriend of Jamie Lynn Spears is not the babydaddy:

"But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges. Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′."

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists. They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby."

Only in the Spears family. I don't know which is worse: that story or the story that was floating around that Lil' Romeo was the father. It's about a tie.

Oh Hells No!

"I saw her sister, who really needs her ass kicked,

Only thirteen and already pregnant"--

Ice Cube from "Once Upon A Time In the Projects"

Well, at least she's sixteen. More trouble in the Spears family; unfortunately this doesn't involved shears or showing up fat for the MTV Awards. Britney's sixteen year old sister is pregnant. Even worse, the father is her 19 year old live-in boyfriend. What kind of parents are these? I don't care if she does have a TV show; why are her parents letting her live with her boyfriend? I bet they were the only ones shocked at this result too. Her parents should be dragged to the middle of the town square of their little village in Louisiana and whupped unmercifly by the locals. Yes, "whupped" with a "u". In addition to having to prepare her child for a lifetime of "you were a mistake" jokes, I would imagine that Jamie is also going to lose her job on the Nickelodeon show. These are business people. They can't have this tramp on the airwaves while they're trying to hock Dora the Explorer popcicles-- it ain't gonna work. Britney is going to be furious that the trainwreck crown has been temporarily stolen.