Christmas with Mariah, The Roots and Jimmy Fallon

Another holiday post, this time from Jimmy Fallon, Mimi and the same guys that brought you "Silent Treatment".  Enjoy!




And here is a gratuitous picture of Mariah busting out of her outfit during her Rockefeller Center performance last week.  Nick Cannon, come get yo girl.  Ho, ho, ho indeed.

New Mariah

The video for Mariah's new song "Touch My Body" debuted yesterday (above). Not only does she look great in it, but she is actually funny, doing a bunch of nerdy things. The only way that it could have been better is if she had been playing with wrestling dolls. Nonetheless-- fantastic job!

First Mariah Post of the Year!

Mimi hosting a party at Tao in Vegas on New Year's Eve (photo from Mariahdaily.com).

DA-ZAM!

Here's a picture of Mariah from this week in New York, which I found at Mariahdaily.com. Ohhhhhh weeeeeeee! I am trying to hear that!

Mimi: Out and About

It's Mariah, working that red carpet at the VH-1 Save The Music event last week in New York. She said that she owed her new slimmer figure to "bleak diets", which reportedly consist mainly of blandly prepared soups and fishes. Sadly, no mention of Twizzlers.

Mimi On the Cover of Interview Magazine

It looks like Mariah is back to doing what she does best-- appeariung nearly naked on magazine covers that I will I buy, yet never read. Surely, this must mean that a new CD is on the way. Using my "The Worse the Album Is, the Fewer Clothes She Will Wear" Theory, and the fact that we can see her bare ass, this one must be wretched

Bikini Update

Here are a couple of bikini photos that popped up around the internet yesterday. First off is Hulk Hogan's giant little girl, Brooke (below) who was accused on a couple of sites of having a new set of implants. No way-- someone in the Hogan family using artificial means to enhance their appearance? It could never happen!


Then below is a shot of Mimi on a boat. Just because.

The Reviews Are In.....

According to the New York Post's Page Six gossip column:

"Mariah Carey just finished filming "Tennessee," her follow-up to the execrable "Glitter," and co-wrote a song with Willie Nelson for the soundtrack. Word from the set is she's "really, really good" in it - "It might be the cinema equivalent to the Red Sox winning the World Series" we're told."

She's really, really good in it? Wow, that must mean she takes it all off. I smell an Oscar.

Mariah Perfume

Guess who is the latest celebrity to put out their own perfume? Mimi! It's going to be called "M by Mariah Carey". Clever. A picture of the bottle is below:

I wonder if it smells just like her? You know, like a plate of candied yams, with extra syrup.

Mimi: Out and About

Mariah Carey, fresh from being named as Hollywood Nation's Hottest Woman in the World, not- so-coincidentally made her first public appearance in months last week. Ain't she fly?

Watch Out Spider-Man 3.....

Awww, looks like my baby is looking for a little attention. According to sohh.com:

"Mariah Carey aims to spoof herself and her life in the upcoming film short, Lovers & Haters.
The Spike Lee directed flick, to be produced by 40 Acres & A Mule Filmworks, is a spoof of the life of Carey, with the 'lovers and haters' that she encounters along the way, and how she overcomes those obstacles to still be one of the most talented and loved musical sensations in history. Carey worked alongside Benny Medina as executive producer on the 15 minute, $5 million film short. "

Wow, it must be nice to be able to piss away five million dollars on pure bullshit. I would have spent it on action figures and gum. But I guess she could be getting into more destructive things like shaving her head, drinking herself into multiple trips to rehab, or Glitter 2, I suppose.