Total Nonstop Action held its Final Resolution pay-per-view show last night, I show which due to the weeks of foolishness leading up to this show, I could not justify spending $30 to actually purchase. However the results are as follows:
- LAX beat Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt. After the match LAX's buddy finally unmasked to reveal to the shock of exactly no one that 1) it was a female and 2) it was Shelley Martinez, formerly "Ariel" (the sidekick of ECW's Kevin Thorn) in WWE. Then she did what was described as a stripper dance. Now I'm sorry that I missed this thing.
- Kaz beat Black Reign/Dustin Rhodes. Kaz stole Misty the Rat afterwards. Can't wait for the ensuing wacky skits.
- In the match that some reports said was the best of the night, Gail Kim (above) retained the TNA Women's title by beating Awesome Kong. This is the best feud going in TNA, mainly because it is focusing on the wrestling without a bunch of silliness. I was leaning towards buying the show for this match then I remembered the last few weeks of midgets, barbed wire Christmas trees, and turkey suits, then I thought better of it.
- Judas Mesias beat Abyss. Afterwards they poured "gasoline" on Abyss' head and threatened to light a match unless he told "The Secret". I wonder what TNA would be like if it were booked by sane people who wanted to make money?
- I am so humiliated at typing "TNA".
- Booker T and Sharmell beat Robert Roode and Ms. Brooks. Afterwards Ms. Brooks slapped Roode. Sharmell approached Roode from behind and he "accidentally" decked her. These people are in love with man on woman violence. I would love to see a psychological study of Vince Russo.
- Team 3-D and Johnny Devine beat Shelley, Sabin and Jay Lethal in an Ultimate X Match that was booked to be lame. They actually made an Ultimate X Match where most of the combatants couldn't climb. It's not like people are paying good money for this.
- Tomko and A.J. Styles beat Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash when Nash walked out on Joe. That should be a heck of a Joe vs. Nash match.
- In the main event, which was not focused around that pesky world title, Kurt Angle beat Christian after A.J. Styles chose to be Angle's boyfriend, or whatever nonsense was going on. Well, finally that's over.
- From most reports it was a good show; too bad no one saw it.
No comments:
Post a Comment