Friday, January 4, 2008

The First Britney Drama of the Year!


Desperate to get back in the news for 2008, Britney was rushed to the hospital last night after a custody dispute with Federline. The hospital gave her a psychological evaluation (!) and tested her for drugs and alcohol. I fully expect to be shocked at the results. I hope this is the end of her getting to share custody of the kids. After showing up two hours late yesterday for a court-ordered deposition, you would think this would do it. This story made news not because she's such a big star (she shitted her career away quite a bit ago) but because she is such a freak show that people want to see what happens next. But people are growing tired of it. Eventually, they'll show clips of her being rushed to the hospital or shaving her head right after the clip of the squirrel on waterskis on the local evening news. I fully expect this broad to appear in a wrestling ring in 2008.

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