Who Did It?

Now that WWE has supposedly killed off the character of Mr. McMahon, that leaves the question, "Who did it"? Luckily, I am here to answer that very question:


1. Johnathan Coachman
As you may recall, as Mr. McMahon was walking out of the building he was going in a totally opposite direction from the limo. Who was it that made sure to point him in the direction of the limo? HAHA! It was The Coach. Plus with Mr. McMahon gone, he would have total power over the Monday Night Raw show. Damn, I'm good.

2. Paul Heyman

The former owner of ECW has probably always wanted to get revenge on Mr. McMahon for destroying his creation then firing him. What a better way to gain that revenge than blowing up his limo on national TV!

3. Mickie James

Did you see the little outfit this minx had on backstage as Vince was walking out of the building? Conceiveably, he could have thought of that and just burst into flames. It could have happened.

4. Snoop Dogg

He was on the show earlier giving Mr. McMahon some well wishes. So he might have been in the area. Hey, we all love us some Snoop Dogg, but you know this brother has a shady past.

5. The Cast of Jackass

I think Steve-O was supposed to be backstage to start some angles for the proposed Jackass vs. WWE feud at SummerSlam. Maybe they planned to shoot off some fireworks in Mr. McMahon's limo but the stunt went awry. Sounds reasonable to me.

I'm sure we will hear much more about this during WWE programming as this topic gets beat into the ground in the upcoming weeks and months.