According to tmz.com, Paris Hilton surrendered to the L.A. County Sherriff overnight to begin her 23 day sentence behind bars. Oh yes! This yamp is finally off the streets! Living in a five by seven! Three hots and a cot! The prison handshake! Bribing the screws! Using pictures from King Magazine as currency! The jail pose! All the mashed potatoes she can eat! Collect calls! Orange jumpsuits! Lifting weights in the yard! Phone checks, homie! I will rest just a little bit easier tonight knowing that this menace is off the streets.
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