Here We Go Again

With Paris Hilton setting the bar so high for drama (raking tin cups across prison bars and being dragged across courtroom floors), what's a girl gotta do to get noticed by the press these days? Well, walking down a public street half topless is a good start. Britney the Walking Trainwreck is seen above earlier this week walking around L.A. with two of her enablers. You might notice that her boobs are about to fall out of her 1987 prom dress. Glad you noticed, because apparently she didn't. Who on earth does stuff like this? The day after this, she was photographed getting out of a car crotch first (old habits apparently die hard). Thank God, she was wearing draws this time. What a lady. Think her kids are going to have a tough time in boarding school? Then to top it off, she left another message on her terrifying website. This time she asked members of her fan club (hee hee) to vote for the best album title for her upcoming CD. The bizarre choices included such titles as "OMG Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like?", "What If The Joke Is On You", "Down Boy" (my favorite), "Integrity", and "Dignity". We have officially reached the point where if Britney called me and wanted to go out, if I accepted, it would be a mercy date.