HALF!

People.com is reporting that former WWF Champion The Rock and his wife are separating. They issued the following statement:

"While certain aspects of our relationship have changed, we are both vitally important to each other's lives. We will continue to advance and manage our business interests, our philanthropic efforts, and most importantly, the raising of our child together as a loving team. We've been fortunate enough to spend the last 17 years together as a couple and look forward to spending the rest of our lives together as best friends and business partners."

In other words: "I'm takin' half his shit!" This brother is about to go belly up. She was with him 17 years AND they have a five year old? This dude is going to be cutting lawns on weekends. I fully expect to see him back on wrestling on Monday. Jobbing. It's back to square one. I feel really bad that... wait a minute, I wonder if she needs a new man? A good man that will never cheat on her. A good man that has a job with benefits (health, vision and dental) and a blog. While I never won the title, I do own a replica belt. The broad is already the CEO of a wealth management firm PLUS she is about to take half of his Scorpion King and Classic Superstars action figure money-- what a catch! We could take his "Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?" t-shirt money to ship the kid off to boarding school in Switzerland for 14 years, so we could have a little quality time alone. Somebody get me a bus ticket to Miami.