Impact Preview

Last week's Impact with the empty arena match was the highest rated episode in its history, so what do I know. I'm just sorry all those people had to be exposed to that. Maybe they can regroup tonight. More Main Event Mafia foolishness, some X Division action, another guy gets sent home permenently, a useless heel turn, and the Beautiful People add to their ranks. I hope it's better than last week.

American Idol

Dreadful. Who is choosing the songs for these people? The show was awful from beginning to end. The low point was that goof in the silver shirt. Who couldn't get up there and do that? You can catch that act in any college bar every Thursday night around 2AM. The judges had the nerve to call it "entertaining"! Then when the fool is in the final five knocking out good singers, these very same judges will be saying "how did this happen?" The guy at the end put on a good theatrical performance but the actual singing was hollow. Still it will be enough to probably put him through to the final three tonight. I'd rather see Tatiyana from last week advance rather than any of these clowns.

Monday's Raw

I laughed through the last segment on Monday's WWE Raw, which I don't think is the reaction they were looking for. They should never have Triple H run again. I was thinking to myself how funny that segment would look to the music of the Benny Hill Show. I looked on You Tube and some genius actually did just that. Enjoy:

She's Single Guys

According to a report at perezhilton.com, actress Megan Fox finally came to her senses and broke up with that wannabe rapper goof from Beverly Hills 90210. I was going to make a joke about how we still don't have a chance with her-- then I realized that she was actually dating the goof from 90210! We all have a shot!

(Photo from meganfoxy.com)

I Love Money 2

Last night's show might have been the greatest episode of the entire series. Milf survived! They had an hilarious challenege to see who could kiss someone's behind the longest! AND that big mouthed fool Buddha got cut in a surprise ending! This cast of characters is so deplorable that the French stripper broad is actually looking respectable. The teams also got switched around at the end, so it's almost like a new start. This show is a precious jewel.

(Photo from vh1.com)

The Oscars

I usually don't watch the Oscars because the show is too long, it always has a cheesy musical number, and I hate seeing the same "Oscar's Greatest Moments!" montage every year (Halle Berry crying, Jack Palance doing push-ups and that dipshit climbing over the seats to get his Best Actor award). But since this year's awards had influence over current wrestling storylines, I decided to tune in. And The Wrestler was promptly shut out! Marisa Tomei got beat for Best Supporting Actress by some broad that didn't even speak English in her movie and then Mickey Rourke got beat for Best Actor by "Spicolli" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It's a damn shame. At least Marisa did win for Best Oscar Nominated Nudity in Mr. Skin's yearly awards, so that's a nice consolation prize.

(Photo available at allposters.com)

The Beautiful People!

On Friday, I told you that I would try to post footage of the Beautiful People's ring entrance from last Thursday's Impact. Found it! Now that's what I'm talking about!: