Pictures from Friday's Booker T Fanfest in Houston

Me and Tully Blanchard give the symbol of excellence

Christy Hemme

The Beautiful People: Angelina Love and Velvet Sky


Debra Marshall

Missy Hyatt

Baby Doll

Lita

Kimberly Page

I Love Money 2

Yay! Finally Becky "Buckwild" got sent packing and I no longer have to hear her annoying voice! This is the best thing to happen to this show since Milf rolled around in the mud.

(Photo from vh1.com)

WrestleMania 25 Results

Results from last night's WrestleMania 25 pay-per-view show from Houston, Texas:

- C.M. Punk won the Money in the Bank match for the second year in a row. Good match with great spots from Shelton Benjamin, Christian and others.

- Kid Rock performed a medley of his hits. Dreadful. This was the worst lip synching job in history. Towards the end the Divas came down the stage for the battle royal.

- Santino Marella in drag won the Miss WrestleMania battle royal. Disappointing because the women didn't get an introduction, thus no one really got any airtime. You couldn't tell most of them apart and couldn't even tell who was in the match. Just a waste. Among those that returned were Sunny, Victoria, Jackie Gayda, Molly Holly and Torrie Wilson. If you want to see who was actually in this match, you can find pix here and here.

- Chris Jericho beat Superfly Snuka, Roddy Piper and Ricky Steamboat in a gauntlet match. Fun for the nostalgia, but kinda sad with Piper and Snuka. Steamboat was in great shape and pulled out some moves from the glory days. After the match, Jericho brawled with Flair, then Mickey Rourke came out of the crowd all business, "boxed" with Jericho and knocked him out. Kinda lame.

- Matt Hardy beat Jeff Hardy in an extreme rules match. A bit of a letdown. I was talking through most of this match anyway.

- Rey Mysterio beat JBL to win the IC title in about 20 seconds. Afterwards, JBL quit.

- Undertaker beat Shawn Michaels. Excellent match. A testament to both of these guys is that everyone knew that Undertaker was going to win, yet everyone was on their feet until the very end. A WrestleMania classic.

- John Cena beat Edge and The Big Show to win the World Title. The best part was Cena's entrance where an army of guys dressed like him lined the entranceway. It was downhill from there.

- The class of 2009 Hall of Fame inductees were introduced. Stone Cold Steve Austin got a huge reaction from the crowd. He came out on his vehicle and drank beer.

- Triple H beat Randy Orton to retain the WWE title in a lame match. Crowd was silent for this. How many more times can they end a PPV show with Triple H winning before people revolt?

Good show overall. I'll be back later with thoughts and pix from my WrestleMania weekend.

Britney's Candie's Ads

The comeback continues. Britney Spears is the new spokesmodel for Candie's Shoes. Despite the airbrushing, very nice-- although I don't think anyone is looking at the shoes.

(Photos from candies.com)

American Idol

I was already waiting to see Megan leave with her hideous arm tattoo and bad performances, but after she kept doing that damn bird call last night, she couldn't have left soon enough. It was about three weeks overdue. Good riddance. I should stop watching this show now, because I can already see that Adam is going to win and that guy is wretched. As it is, I'm gonna need counseling to get that cartoonish rendition of "Play That Funky Music" out of my head.

The End of King Magazine?

Sad news from the publishing world as it has been reported that King Magazine will be going under shortly. Where are the big booty stars of tomorrow going to go now? This magazine goes under, meanwhile Flat European Asses Monthly continues to thrive. A travesty.

(Photo from king-mag.com)

WrestleMania News

WWE finally announced the former Divas who will be returning on Sunday for the Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal. Among those returning will be Molly Holly (above), Torrie Wilson, Jackie Gayda, Victoria and Tammy "Sunny" Sytch. Why announce these names now when they could have been hyping this up all along? Who knows. I'm so old that I remember when these people used to know how to promote.

In other WWE news, this is either another stupid angle for Sunday or an April Fool's Joke: the WWE website is reporting that Smackdown General Manager Vickie Guerrero is pregnant. I hope we're not going to have a summer-long angle trying to figure out who the father is. Somebody please get me a Ring of Honor DVD-- fast.