Monday, March 9, 2009

Do You Smell What Dwayne Is Cooking?

Dwayne Johnson hosted SNL on Saturday and of course he killed. Take a look at "The Rock Obama" sketch:


Thursday, March 5, 2009

She's Back!

It looks like Britney Spears has made it all the way back to the top. She began her "Circus" concert tour on Tuesday and from all acounts (at least the two that I read), she is back in top form. Reportedly, she was in great shape, seemed coherent, the special effects were spectacular and her dance steps were on point. I also read that she didn't sing even one bit live. But then again, if you want to hear live singing, you go to see a church choir:


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Special Programming Note

The Rock, ahhhh, Dwayne Johnson will be the host of this week's Saturday Night Live (to help promote his new movie Race to Witch Mountain). This will be his third time hosting SNL. So be sure to catch "Uncle Handsome", "DJ", or whatever the hell he is calling himself now.

The TNA Knockouts To Playboy?


Because WWE is now going for a more kid friendly image, this year will be the first time since about 1999 that one of the WWE Divas won't be in the March Playboy. Could that open up an opportunity for the beloved Knockouts of TNA Wrestling? So Cal Val of TNA (above) recently talked about this issue to the UK Sun:

"It would be a really good thing for TNA," she said. "I know the fans love our photo shoots and what could be better than to do one for Playboy? And, hey, if we’re going to get naked then this is the classiest way. It would also be great to show the WWE up – and have better pictures than their girls did."

I hope TNA doesn't botch this like they mess up the storylines each week. These poor girls are aiming for Playboy and they're going to end up in Beaver Hunt or Barely Legal.

I Love Money 2


So sad, but I guess it had to happen sooner or later. This week on I Love Money 2, they put the three finest women on the chopping block and unfortunately (cue the sad music) it was Milf (above) who was sent packing. Meanwhile idiots like Buckwild will be around for weeks! Where is the justice? I will watch next week's show while wearing a black veil. Bye Milf. See you on Cinemax.

(Photo from vh1.com)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

WWE Raw


It was another good show on the Road To WrestleMania. The Randy Orton/Triple H confrontation was good although I was cheering for Orton to press charges for last week's attack. They know that boy has IED! Expect to see poor Cody and Ted jobbed out over the next couple of weeks... I was surprised that they gave away Edge vs. Cena on free TV with no build-up. Unfortunately, it looks like the Smackdown main event is going to be a dreaded three-way with Edge, Cena and Big Show. Lame... Who will be the mystery person to take on Jericho? Flair? Hogan? Rey? Rourke? Lawler? Disco Inferno? The choices are endless but they better hurry up-- the show is only about four weeks away!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Cornette Talks About Christian Cage

Here's a funny rant from Jim Cornette about Christian Cage's return to WWE (it seems to be from a radio show but I'm not sure which one). It's great to hear someone talk so much logic about the professional wrestling business. Too bad he's in a company that doesn't have the sense to have him in a promiment role on TV each week: