Finally, PETA Does Something Worthwhile

Here is PETA's latest anti-fur ad, starring Eva Mendes. Damn, it makes you wanna go and throw out ya momma's fur coat.

Spice-Mania

Team Spice made their return to the U.S. airwaves last night with an appearance on the CBS Victoria's Secret Fashion Show special. They performed "Stop" (actually, I should say lip synced) to a standing ovation in the living room. During the taping a couple of weeks ago, they did one of their new songs also but for some reason it didn't make air. Also, a few days ago they began their world tour. I've heard mixed reviews but if you actually go to a show Spice Girls show, you pretty much know what you're getting into. I'm just happy that the reunion tour has actually happened. On a side note, props to Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice (above left) for the hard work and weight loss but I liked her better when she was heavier. She should kick it at the Chinese buffet near my house for the weekend.

Coming: Summer 2008

Awwww, shit!

JLH Is Ticked

Jennifer Love Hewitt is angry about people's comments regarding the photos that were recently posted all around the internet which showed her on the beach while she was vacationing in Hawaii. Let's just say that the lighting and airbrushing from the Hanes ads were much more flattering to her bum than the beach pix.
Here's what she had to say on her official website:

"I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong."

Bless her little heart. Don't feel bad, Jennifer. A lot of people love a giant, unruly ass. After all, they're still letting Jennifer Lopez make movies. You're just what we call "thick" now; be proud of it and move on. I'm just still hoping for the cancellation of Ghost Whisperer so that you can fulfill your destiny and appear in Penthouse-- hopefully soon, before you get married and blow up completely.

Turning Point Results

Last night's Turning Point pay-per-view was a decent show. The best match was Gail Kim (above) vs. the nearly 300 pound Awesome Kong. The story of the match was that Kong was too much for Gail but Gail kept fighting back and threw everything but the kitchen sink at her and still it wasn't enough. Finally Kong presumably decided to kill her by choking her and the ref stepped in. Kong powerbombed the referee, leading to a DQ. Kong then laid out Angelina Love and Velvet Skye and left the ring with all four bodies laying out limp in the ring. The Wrestling Observer called this one of the most heated women's matches in decades.

Also, on Friday Ring of Honor put on an excellent PPV, main evented by an insane ladder match with the Briscoe Brothers over El Generico and Kevin Steene. The show was great from top to bottom and well worth the fifteen bones. Be sure to check this one out.

Must See TV

Good news for the star of my favorite movie, Elizabeth Berkley of Showgirls (a.k.a. Jessie from Saved By The Bell). She will be hosting her own reality show according to zap2it.com:

" ...it looks like Berkley will serve as host for the Bravo reality competition series "Step It Up and Dance." Formerly titled "Step It Up," the series will challenge contestants to master a diverse assortment of dance disciplines (not to be confused with "styles") including ballet, ballroom, burlesque and Broadway."

Why Berkley? Who cares, I'm just happy she's back in the spotlight. In addition, she also just received a recurring role on CSI:Miami. I couldn't be any happier. Actually if someone would come up with a good script for "Showgirls 2: Nomi's Revenge", I would be happier.

Britney, Here is Your Future

I kind of feel sorry for Tara Reid. But then again, I'm soft. And we thought she had hit rock bottom with Taradise.