She's Back

Lindsay Lohan completed her 45 days in rehab and it was reported that she immediately was seen partying in Hollywood and Vegas this past weekend. What a recovery! Allegedly she didn't drink any alcohol and wore an alcohol monitoring system. Still, it's only a matter of time before she is hitting the grape. I mean, look at the harlots that she was hanging out with above. No good can come from that.

In addition, she has more trouble ahead because one of her ex-boyfriends had his computer hacked (or some ridiculous story) and now some naked photos of her might be coming out. Just shocking. (Gasp) Oh my, what will this do to her image?!?

Posh's Reality Special

I caught about ten minutes total of Posh Spice's reality show last night on NBC. Apparently

the series was supposed to be six episodes but the footage was so boring that they had to cut it to a one hour special. In one segment, she was blatantly cheating on her driver's license test, but she did pass. She almost had a heart attack when the black guy from the DMV came up from behind her and asked a question. I half way expected them to show her putting her purse closer to her feet. Then she was being interviewed by Perez Hilton. She took it pretty well when he said that he had previously referred to her as a space alien with boobs. She stood up and asked if her boobs really looked that huge in person. That was pretty hot. She also sarcastically said that she didn't want to be seen eating or smiling, so she could preserve her public image. Pretty funny stuff. Perez asked if there were any celebs that she didn't like and she said Eddie Murphy. I can't knock that because even I had to turn my back on him after that Norbit crap. Anyway, the couple of segments that I saw were pretty good and made Posh seem like an actual human. I still turned it off to read the Wrestling Observer Newsletter though but it was still a good effort.

Results from TNA's Victory Road 2007

- Samoa Joe won the TNA World Tag Team Titles in the Match of Champions. He can now pick anyone to be his partner. Rick and Scott Steiner interfered at the end to cause the Dudleys to lose.

- Sting and Abyss beat A.J. Styles and Tomko. At the end, Father James Mitchell came out and told Sting and Abyss to enjoy the victory while they can because his new man was on the way.

- Christian Cage beat Chris Harris due to interference from Tomko and the returning Dustin Rhodes.

- Gail Kim and Eric Young beat Robert Roode and Ms. Brooks in a fun match. It looks like Roode and Ms. Brooks might be splitting because he was berating and shoving her after she lost the fall. Young came back in and pulled down Roodes trunks at the end. I tried not to laugh; I failed.

- Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley a.k.a. The Motor City Machine Guns beat Mr. Backlund and Jerry Lynn. The MCMs are pretty much the best tag team going. Their action figures are getting the featured spot at work tomorrow.

- James Storm beat Rhino in a good match. This is a good feud. Storm won by using the beer bottle. He tied up Rhino afterwards and poured beer on him again. Strong angle. Even I was getting pissed. But that was mostly because I was on the treadmill at the time and out of breath.

- The Voodoo Kin Mafia beat Doug Basham and The Damaja. Am I the only person who still goes crazy when VKM comes out? They brought out some weird looking voodoo princess (I couldn't tell if it was a guy or a girl) and he/she beat up sweet little Christy.

- The opening match was a 10-Man Ultimate X Gauntlet match that was really good. I was happy to see Elix Skipper return. Kazarian is the shit. I thought people were going to fall or break their necks many times but everyone turned out fine. Christopher Daniels won and reformed "XXX" with Senshi and Skipper at the end.

- Overall, it was a really good show, the kind of stuff I usually expect from TNA.

VH-1 Does It Again

Just as VH-1 wrapped up its seasons of Celebrity Fit Club and Flavor of Love: Charm School, they didn't miss a step as they not only brought back the phenominal World Series of Pop Culture, but also debuted two new shows on Sunday night-- Scott Baio Is 45 and Single, along with Rock of Love, the latest Flavor of Love spin-off.

Scott Baio is 45 and Single focuses on 70s & 80s TV icon Scott Baio. I didn't care for him as Chachi in Happy Days, but I loved Charles In Charge. I thought him and Lembeck were great. Anyway, this show focuses on Charles' attempt to find a meaningful relationship. He gets a life coach who makes him stop seeing his girlfriend for two months. Then he has to track down old girlfriends to see why they broke up. We also get to see contrived scenes of him hanging out with the lamest posse of all-time, which consists of two goofs that he grew up with and the older brother from the Wonder Years, who I've always hated since he dated my favorite wrestling diva Missy Hyatt in the early 90's. He also serves as co-executive producer of the show. For the record, the other executive producer is Eric Bischoff, who was previously best known for running World Championship Wrestling-- into the ground. Which doesn't bode well for this series. Actually the show was kind of funny in some spots and does offer some nostalgia, such as seeing Joanie from Happy Days at an autograph signing. Next week we get to see Mike's girlfriend from Growing Pains. I don't think Pam Anderson will agree to a cameo. Regardless, I think I'm on board for the duration.


This was followed by the highly anticipated Rock of Love, basically the white version of Flavor of Love, starring Poison frontman Bret Michaels. It was everything that I expected and more. They took 25 broads straight out of an 80's rock video and put them in a house with Michaels so that he could find his "true love". Yeah, right. In a hilarious moment, the bodyguard cut five ladies right away before they even entered the house. Well, he actually only cut four because one of them wouldn't take "no" for an answer and humiliated herself by begging to come back (even offering to sleep on the floor). S he later embarrassed herself even further by being the first one drunk and hitting the stripper pole. The rest of the show was filled with drinking, picture taking, boob job comparisons, one-on-ones (where Michaels found out that most of the girls were ditzy) and such quotes as "being a slut is soooooo last year". At the elimination ceremony, instead of clocks, he gave out backstage passes. He even kept the drunk reject girl (probably because she will cause the most drama). The Flavor of Love franchise continues to roll on...

A Brooke Hogan Sighting

Brooke Hogan appeared on MTV's Wild N Out last night (without Daddy by her side for once). Miraculously, she made it the whole show without anyone pointing out her poor record sales or that she looks just like her Dad. At one point, she did a Hogan imitation and let's just say she has nothing on me. Anyway, it was a fun appearance: she got to do some improv, she wore a tight skirt, and she made a couple of dirty jokes, so it was all good. Also yesterday, in the grand tradition of the Debbie Gibson/Tiffany era, she announced some dates for a mall tour. What I wouldn't do to go to a Brooke Hogan mall concert. Comedy Gold. GOLD:



July 13th, Ocean County Mall in Tom's River, NJ.

July 21st, Emerald Square Mall in N. Attleborough, MA

July 27th, Montgomery Mall in North Wales, PA.

August 10th, Town Center at Cobb in Atlanta, GA

August 19th, Orland Square Mall in Orland Park, Il.

August 25th, Northgate Mall in Seattle, WA.

August 26th, Tacoma Mall in Tacoma, WA.

September 2nd, Laguna Hills Mall in Laguna Hills, CA.

In Case You Were Wondering...

If you happened to catch Sunday's Flavor of Love: Charm School reunion, you may have thought there was no hope for the walking piece of sass known as Larissa. Well cheer up; your girl is going to be just fine. According to flavoroflove.blogspot.com, Larissa saw herself on TV and has renounced her wicked ways:

In a bulletin sent to Black Press Magazine (she says) : "I am a new and improved Larissa. I noticed that walking about being a bitch to everybody ain't bringing me nowhere so I'ma change and stop being a bitch".

"I've been watching Charm School on my own time and I'm always picking on somebody and being a Bully! This 'motha-fucka' has changed into being a nice little angel, lol. Thanks to Mo' who talked with me this morning and told me to give it a shot".

"If someone is trying to betray me or start something I will get back into being a Bitch and tell you off, mad quick. Just like I told off Leilene at the Club. That's just an example of how it will be. But I'ma be a nice and sweet Larissa. I luv y'all".

Yeah, I'm crying-- so what. It was so emotional. A leopard can change its spots. Sniff.

Whatever You Do, Don't Look Down

Don't you just hate when they totally lose it?

According to the London Mirror, Madonna had the following bizarre demand for people who were going to interview her at the Live Earth concert last weekend:

"Presenters at the Live Earth concerts over the weekend were advised by Madonna's people to memorize all questions and to never lower ones eyes, "or the interview will be terminated," a source told The London Mirror."

What a nutcase. Don't lower your eyes? What? Why? Who cares? The first thing I would do is look her in the eye and ask her why she is using that annoying English accent when she is really from Detroit, Michigan. It would pretty much go downhill from there. Then out of spite, I would look down intentionally and be escorted out. I can only imagine what she is teaching that kid that she adopted from Africa. I'm sure he figured out she was nuts within the first five minutes.