The Voice Finale

I caught the season finale of The Voice on NBC.  Some guy won, he cried, confetti rained down, the audience threw babies in the air, blah, blah, blah, but the big story was Xtina's decision to wear the above booty shorts on national television.  Probably not the most flattering choice-- not that I'm morally opposed to it however.  With Britney Spears allegedly signing a lucrative deal to judge the X Factor, Xtina has created a template of how NOT to behave as a judge on one of these shows.  Hopefully Britney won't display such behavior (although she should wear the shorts too).

Kourtney and Kim Take New York

Unfortunately, not all of the news was good on E! last night. I suffered through forty minutes of the new show Kourtney and Kim Take New York, which is about two of the Kardashian sisters (the most bodacious one and the most annoying one) opening a store in New York. This episode centered around Kim trying the dating scene and Kourtney getting back together with her shithead of a boyfriend, Scott. This guy belongs on the next season of Tool Academy. For Pete's sake, at one point he even wore a sweater tied around his neck, pretty much the international sign of douchebaggery. In addition, Kourtney's voice was SO annoying, she probably had people reaching for the mute button all across the country. Those two are a match for each other. This show needs less talking and more ass. I don't know if I can stand another week of-- OMG look at Kim's ass in that picture above!

(Photo from eonline.com)

Gaga Announcement

Happy 2011, everyone! Lady Gaga started the year by tweeting a picture of her ass and announcing that she will have a new album in May of this year. It's gonna be a good year. Speaking of music, a clip has leaked of Kim Kardashian's new song produced by the Dream. Um, yeah. She better stick to her day job: walking around with a big ass.