Questions after watching a half hour of the insufferable American Idol season premiere:
1. After the bloodletting of the judges from last season, how on earth did Randy Jackson survive the cut? Does he have a picture of one of the producers with a frog?
2. I love Mariah Carey, but I don't want to hear her talk. That wasn't really a question, but you get the point.
3. The very sight of Nicki Minaj makes you long for the "good ol' days" of Paula Abdul's incoherent ramblings.
4. Who is this brother dancing for chicken in the Applebee's ads?
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