Alissa!

This week's bonus Impact match features my new favorite wrestler Alissa Flash vs. Hamada. Enjoy!:

WWE Survivor Series Results

- Team Miz beat Team Morrison

- Batista beat Rey Mysterio. Rey got carried out on a stretcher.

- Team Kofi beat Team Orton

- Undertaker retained the Smackdown World Title in a Triple Threat match over Chris Jericho and The Big Show

- Team Mickie beat Team McCool

- John Cena retained the Raw World Title in a Triple Threat match over Triple H and Shawn Michaels

Sounded completely skipable... I loved Jesse Ventura as guest host on Monday's show. I think he was just about the best one they've had so far. He and Vince McMahon doing commentary was fun. It was refreshing to see a WWE character not kissing Vince's ass. Jesse clearly didn't care.

(Photo from wwe.com)

TNA Turning Point Results

Results from last night's TNA Turning Point show, which actually was a really good show:

- Amazing Red beat Homicide

- ODB, Sarita, and Taylor Wilde beat The Beautiful People

- The British Invasion beat Beer Money and The Motor City Machine Guns

- Tara beat Awesome Kong in a cage match

- Scott Steiner beat Bobby Lashley

- Rhyno and Team 3D beat Hernandez, Matt Morgan and The Pope

- Kurt Angle beat Desmond Wolfe

- AJ Styles beat Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels

(Photo from tnawrestling.com)

Hogan vs. Flair

In a perverse way, I kinda want to see this:




By the way, Ric Flair reportedly got married again today! When will this sumbitch learn?

Q-Tip feat/ Norah Jones "Life Is Better" Video

Real hip-hop, baby!:

Dixie Carter's Speech To The TNA Locker Room

I still can't get over how Impact started last week with the apparently real speech that TNA President Dixie Carter gave to the locker room. She basically told the locker room that they need to step up (what?!) and blindly follow whatever decisions the management makes. Instead of addressing the hard working locker room, how about getting rid of the current "creative team", bringing in someone who knows how to book, and giving the roster a chance to succeed? Vince Russo has failed for the past three years-- time to move on. And with Hulk Hogan and company coming in, this thing is gonna be a disaster. Thank goodness for videotapes, DVDs and WWE 24/7:

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Here's a funny Ric Flair promo for the upcoming Hulkamania tour in Australia:

New Britney

Here's the new Britney Spears video for her latest song "3". I approve: