Sunday, August 12, 2007

The Week In Britney


Just when we thought it couldn't get any worse, the girl keeps digging a bigger hole for herself. The week started when she crashed into a parked car, then got out and only inspected the damage to her own car. She didn't leave any information and essentially fled the scene, which of course is against the law to us normal folks. The woman that she hit later reported the incident to the police.
Next, Britney appeared on the cover of US magazine. Remember when that used to be a good thing? The article basically detailed a night of debauchery that she had with some guy that she just met on the set of her recent music video. In addition, the guy was rumored to be gay. She sure knows how to pick 'em.
The week ended with Kevin Federline hiring a high powered lawyer to go after primary custody of their kids. Like she would care! Man, who would have ever thought that Federline would step up to the plate? At the rate she is going, I expect a one hour special edition of BET's Hot Ghetto Mess dedicated solely to Britney by the end of the year.

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