Friday, August 31, 2007

Hitting The Fan


Yesterday WWE announced that they had suspended ten wrestlers who had violated the Wellness Policy, based on information from the Albany District Attorney's office. No word on if the wrestlers will be taken off TV or if this will be one of those suspensions where they appear on TV but just don't get paid.


In addition, Sports Illustrated, ESPN.com, and the New York Daily News have listed names of WWE wrestlers who received steroids and HGH (some received them after the Wellness Policy started) from Signature Pharmacy, which is being accused of selling the drugs to patients who hadn't been examined by a doctor. Among those listed in the stories were Edge, Booker T (say it ain't so), Batista (I'm shocked), St. Louis' own Randy Orton (he makes us prouder each day), John Morrison (I knew he couldn't get those abs from just doing sit-ups), Funaki (why?), Chris Masters (of course), and Ken Kennedy (who had just claimed that he was clean since the Wellness Policy started).


I have a feeling that Spike Dudley will be the World Champion by October.

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