The Rock's Super Bowl Ad

Check out The Rock's Super Bowl commercial below.  They paid millions to have this air during the Super Bowl and here I am posting the thing for free.  Apparently CBS has better people than me:

Still #1

The Rock's movie the Game Plan is still going strong in its second week as the number one movie in the country. This week it fended off the challenge of a movie ironically titled The Heartbreak Kid. Due to scheduling conflicts, I still haven't gotten around to seeing it but I do plan to have everything clear by the time this rolls around to cable. Strangely enough, still no mention on WWE TV. That's odd.....

Box Office Champ

Belated congratulations to Dwayne "The Rock"Johnson (above on the left-- hey, I have trouble telling those guys apart myself!), who had the number one movie in the country last week with Disney's The Game Plan. In totally unrelated wrestling news: he ain't never coming back!

More Pictures from Judgment Day Weekend

Me and one of my favorite wrestlers of all-time, Chris Benoit

Holla Holla: Me and Smackdown GM Teddy Long

Me and last month's Playboy covergirl Ashley Massaro

Good Lord: Me and Brooke*

Me and Paul London

* Not trying to be vulgar, but it should be noted for public record that Brooke has an ass that, quite frankly, is not of this world. Seriously, you could take her to the finest doctors and scientists in the world and they would come to this conclusion: "Man, I don't know what you've brought to me, but this ass is certainly not of THIS world". Then they would keep her in a lab for years, perplexed at how an ass could be that perfect. I haven't seen anything that perfectly round and compact since Miss Stewart brought out a globe of the earth in second grade.

Pictures From Judgment Day Weekend

Three of England's toughest: William Regal, the bloody bloke in red and Dave Taylor

Me and the #1 man in this sport, Edge

That's what I'm talking 'bout! Brooke of ECW's Extreme Expose

We're the same height! Me and Hornswoggle

EVIL! Me and Smackdown's former #1 announcer, Sho Funaki