Britney Loses Custody

After refusing to follow any of the conditions that were set by a judge last month (including drug tests, counseling, acting civilized, etc.) it was ruled that Britney Spears has to turn over custody of her children to Kevin Federline by noon on Wednesday. Obviously she didn't want them anyway, seeing as how she didn't attempt to follow not even one of the conditions that was set. Now she is free to get her drink on when she pleases and continue humiliating herself at every turn. Pathetic. And to think, at one time there was an actual "Christina vs. Britney" debate. Guess who won that one?

Britney's Day At The Beach

Is there anything really surprising about Britney anymore? Does it really surprise anyone that on a whim she decided to pull over to the side of the road, strip down to her underwear, and jump in the ocean right in front of a crowd of photographers? In the "Ooops, I Did It Again" days, this might have led the NBC Evening News. Now it's just commonplace and sad. Even Mariah is sitting there chewing on some sunflower seeds while seeing this nonsense and saying "My God, this tramp is nuts".