She's Doing What?

According to several online reports, Kim Kardashian is in the studio preparing to make an album. This reminds me of how every three or four years somebody gets the idea "hey, wouldn't it be funny if we let the wrestlers make a record?" She should probably stick with what she does best... standing there. This thing better have a hell of a CD booklet.

(Photo from allposters.com)

Halloween with Kim K. and Mariah

How did two of Hollywood Nation's favorite celebs dress up for Halloween? Check out the pictures below. Kim Kardashian dressed up as a big bootied Wonder Woman and Mariah was a slutty fireman, uh, firewoman, whatever. There's a ho's/hose joke in here somewhere, but I'm too full of candy to make it. I'll give the edge to Kim on this one.

(Kim photo from kimkardashian.com and the Mimi photo is from mariahdaily.com)

In Case You Missed It...

Here is Kim Kardashian's appearance on Letterman from last week. She briefly mentioned WWE at the end!:

Say It Ain't So!

According to Radar Magazine, Kim Kardashian has lost her mind. She said:

"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt," she tells Radar magazine. "I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."

Why does she want to lose The Butt? That's the reason she has her own show! That's the reason we even know who she is! Girl, take a step back, reflect, and think about what you're doing. Just in case, I'm going to send her a box of cornbread and some red beans and rice. This kind of talk makes me nervous and jittery. I need a drink.