I Missed It

I fell asleep Sunday night after the Bound For Glory wrestling show, thus missing the debut of Kim Kardashian's reality show on the E! Network. Hopefully I will catch one of the repeats. However, just in time for Christmas, Vivid Video has announced that they have another celebrity sex tape of her that they might be releasing soon. Damn, this girl gets arizzound. If you think this might be a gratuitous post just to put up a picture of that giant badonka, well, you might very well be correct.

Coming To A Newsstand Near You...

According to usmagazine.com, Hollywood Nation favorite Kim Kardashian will be on the cover of the December issue of Playboy. Although she wasn't originally going to show much (?) she is now going to show "one boob and her bare butt". One boob? How funny is that? Is she only going to show one giant butt cheek too? I could just picture Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Lopez and Serena Williams having a slumber party, making fudge, then looking at the magazine and saying in unison "Now THAT'S a big ass!"