Dancing With The Stars Results

Poor Ted McGinley-- he got cut during the first week and before the increasingly annoying Cloris Leachman. I haven't felt this bad for the guy since that spaz stole his woman in Revenge of the Nerds.

Dancing with the Stars Results

Some guy in a bright yellow suit and questionable chicklets won Dancing with the Stars last night. The staff of Hollywood Nation had Scary Spice (above) ahead by about 80 points on our scorecard, but of course, we are a tad biased. So just like Stacy Keibler a few seasons ago, she can take solace in the fact that she is The Hollywood Nation Dancing with Stars Champion. Other notes:

- The best moment of the show was Scary Spice entering the stage to Ric Flair's theme song. If she had been carrying a pizza, that would have been like combining all of my favorite things.

- It was good to see the clips of the Spice Girls and all of the nice things that they had to say about Scary, but wasn't it just last year when they all hated each other?

- Speaking of the Spice Girls, did you ever see that time when Ginger Spice arm wrestled Kylie Minogue? This is why they invented computers:

What was I talking about?

- At least Marie Osmond didn't win. We would have had to hear Donny talking shit for years.

- You just know that when they read the final results, somewhere in California Eddie Murphy (wearing his Gumby outfit) leaped out of his chair and cheered like his favorite team had just won the Super Bowl.

Dancing with the Stars Results

Despite having the best dance of the week, Kelly Taylor from 90210 was cut from Dancing with the Stars last night. I can't believe that Marie Osmond advanced to the finals next week while poor Kelly is gone-- after all, Kelly is waaaaaay hotter. I am dreading next week-- there is no way Scary Spice is going to win this thing.