- Christina. Oh, Christina. You've got to stop selecting clothes from the "Genie In A Bottle" side of the closet. Those days are long gone. Face the facts that you've put on a little weight (hey, I like it!) and put on something a little less form fitting. For all of our sakes. It looked like you were coming onstage at the AVN Awards to accept the award for best three-way.
- Christina was the highlight of the show for me. She never fails to cause excitement at these shows. I was waiting for her to bust out of that dress like dough popping out of a can of biscuits. You just know Britney is sitting somewhere on her throne made of gold, with a tiara on her head, telling her minions "Look at this fat bitch!". She then took a bite from a Snicker bar and kept rewinding it.
- J-Lo and her ridiculous Fiat product placement was a close second. I guess she's grabbing all of the money while she can. Maybe her ex left her broke. His performance was painful to watch. He had more veins in his head than the Incredible Hulk.
- Also, when J-Lo is winning awards for music, doesn't that pretty much kill the credibility of the entire show?
- Justin Beiber looked like his outfit was made of aluminum siding. This paternity suit has clouded his judgement.
- It's like Katy Perry is testing our patience at this point. Her square pink hair is an indication that she is now surrounded by yes-men who will let her do anything she wants.
- I wanted to hate the LMFAO peformance at the end, but it was really fun. Especially with Beiber and The Hoff joining in.
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